tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

fakeho:

why did god make me a horny slut 

  • me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
  • job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
  • me: most likely dead not that it matters because life is a never ending downward spiral of misery and suffering, has no meaning, and there is no god
  • job interviewer: ok
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She’s the one.

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nosdrinker:

underknower:

nosdrinker:

the people upstairs are banging again

banging on what

post your address so I can fight you

britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

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